Don't Mess With Santa

This will make you think twice before you hassle the downtown Santa!
Possibly one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. I think this is what you call holiday poetic justice.

Don't mess with Santa

HAHAHOHOHO

He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake.
He knows when you've been - wholly #@%$* - did Santa just spin kick that guy?!

You never know who you're messing with; a friendly neighbourhood Santa is no different. Keep that in mind.


 

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