Remember your first apartment? And R.I.F.P Johnny Depp.

Try to think back to that first place you called home without the parental units. Wasn't it awesome!? Roommates, heat bills that you couldn't afford, Kraft Dinner was regular menu choice. Well Taylor Swift has decided to go another route. How does this compare to your first place?

Swift told Rolling Stone magazine

"It's going to be my fantasy world. There's a pond in the living room ... the pond is a moat around the fireplace, and may possibly have koi fish in it. You step on a stepping stone in the pond in order to get on a spiral staircase, which takes you up to the human-sized bird cage observatory. They're delivering a human-sized birdcage, which I'll put a brass telescope in. The ceiling of my living room is painted like the night sky."

Her first condo away from home cost more than two million dollars and she's neighbours with

American Idol creator Simon Fuller. I'm sure she'll learn valuable, character building lessons there...

Rest In Fake Peace.

Johnny Depp has died in a car crash and was also found dead in his apartment in France... wait. What?

Depp is the latest celebrity to be caught up in a fake death announcement online. A few sites posted different stories and then gullible people spread the news via Twitter. So you can't believe everything you read online? Say it aint so!

On a related topic - I have been cast as Tobey McGuire's replacement for the new Spider Man. Spread it around!

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-Brad